if your bicycle had a bumper sticker what would it say?

if your bicycle had a bumper sticker what would it say?
If You Can Read This Then You Are Too Damn Close!
if your bicycle had a bumper sticker what would it say?
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Please leave homo. XD
Kick me.
my husbands would say i made this myself
if your cats lost look under my tires
"No, I ain't the town bicycle"
Hope you can read fine print!!
I'm BI-pedal
it would say "My other bike is my car"
eat my dust!
Beleive in Jesus
Can I get a ride in your car
for a guy I like the quote
"hope you got a big trunk 'cause I'm putting my bike in it."
My other bike is a broomstick.